^ Joke ^

Lolo; Anong last name ni ANCHOR?
Lola; Anu?
Lolo; Eh di!!! TIS,,, "ANCHOR-TIS"
  .... Bumanat si Lola ....
Lola; Eh! anu naman ang first name ni NEMO?
Lolo; Anu?
Lola; Eh di!!! ANCHOR,,, "ANCHOR NE-MO"

 - he he he... =))))
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